Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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