I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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