it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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