that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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