Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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