I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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