totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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