you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
