On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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