dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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