glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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