you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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