your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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