It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sext me about skeletons
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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