There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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