I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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