I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
