your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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