Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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