will power is for people who don't want to get laid
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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