You don't have asthma, your pregnant
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
