I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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