honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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