Sry I called you an 8
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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