census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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