I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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