Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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That's just sad.
Alaska, amirite?
That he boned a hole in.
Vegisexual. Yes, there is a term for it. For whatever reason, squash is then most attractive to fuck
It's called Scroggin look it up
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