ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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