whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
why is half of my head shaved?
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