Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
