Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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