Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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