Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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