Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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