Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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