i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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