You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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