So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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