There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Even my vagina gasped.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Come share oat with me in your robe
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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