I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
