With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
