thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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