Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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