Nicole vs. Life
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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