If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just threw up on my dentist
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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