So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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