What a fucking waste of an outfit
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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