return my video game
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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