Soap is not a condiment
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's blow job season.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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