woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
