It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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