So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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