ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I looked at my own cervix.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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