Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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