I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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