fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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