you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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