all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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