he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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