im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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