can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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